Beefcake the Mighty
It takes immeasurable mass to hold down the incredibly heavy bottom end of GWAR. Luckily, there is Beefcake, the heaviest of heavy metal bassists.
TITLE: the Mighty
INSTRUMENT: Bass guitar
HEIGHT: 1cb (cubic beefcake)
WEIGHT: Verging on collapsing into a black hole due to my immeasurable mass
AGE: How rude!
HOME WORLD: The planet Cholesterol
HOBBIES: Cooking, eating, gnoshing, biting, gluttony, chewing, gorging, consumption, devouring, dining, feasting, gobbling, gourmandizing, having a meal, masticating, bingeing, nibbling, munching, overindulgence, pigging out, snacking, and most things involving food
ON DATES I LIKE TO…: Eat (my date)
QUOTE: “Hey, look! A sandwich!!”