Fragile humans! Your Lords and Masters GWAR were set to tear you a new one on March 28th at @cowtownskate’s PHX AM After Party @thepressroomaz in Phoenix. That show has been canceled.

A confused The Berserker Blöthar had this to say: “Is this what they mean by Cancel Culture? Are you gonna finish that sandwich?”

While GWAR are known for seeking to eradicate the human race, they are nonetheless disappointed at this lost opportunity to bring hot rockin’ despair into the lives of thousands.