“After weeks of scrutiny, the fools…I mean the people at Fox News have decided to give me more airtime. This marks yet another step in the transformation of Oderus from lead singer to leading man-thing. I won’t stop until my career eclipses that of Carrot-top, who will be forced to eat his own genitals in a desperate attempt at publicity. The humans need programs like “The GWAR Show”, or “GWAR TV” or even “Everybody Loves Oderus”. Considering we are GWAR, we are the perfect choice to play ourselves!”