1123GWARMore info released today on GWAR’s sketchy-assed “Crack-a-Thon 2010″, to be held April 16th-17th at Brooklyn’s MF Gallery.

Don’t know what the CRACK-A-THON is? Click here for more information.

Despite attempts to deny his involvement in what appears to be a fund-raising event, organized by him, to raise funds for himself, underworld tyrant Sleazy P. Martini had this to say-

eyeball oderus“I’m gonna tell you whats up with this. This is not about raising money for crack. I hate to break the news to you, but GWAR is not really from outer space! In fact they are made up of a group of very real human beings who have dedicated the last 25 years of their lives to the cause of GWAR and entertain ment! And in fact the money that is being raised by this supposed “Crack-a-Thon” is going to be used so Slave Pit Inc., i.e. GWAR, can finally buy their own building– a building that GWAR and all the other sick Slave Pit projects can have a home in, until the end of time!”

This preposterous story was quickly dismissed as the questions turned sexual…

SHOW TIMES FOR “CRACK-A-THON” ANNOUNCED!

TO RESERVE YOUR SPOT FOR THE CRACK-A-THON:

MAKE A MINIMUM $10 (PER SEAT) PAYPAL DONATION TO:
CRACK-A-THON@MFGALLERY.NET
MF Gallery Site

(SPECIFY THE DATE/ TIME OF YOUR RESERVATION)

SHOW 1: FRIDAY APRIL 16TH, 7PM-7:45PM

SHOW 2: FRIDAY APRIL 16TH, 8PM-8:45PM

SHOW 3: FRIDAY APRIL 16TH, 9PM-9:45PM

SHOW 4: FRIDAY APRIL 16TH, 10PM-10:45PM

SHOW 5: FRIDAY APRIL 16TH, 11PM-11:45PM

SHOW 6: SATURDAY APRIL 17TH, 7PM-7:45PM

SHOW 7: SATURDAY APRIL 17TH, 8PM-8:45PM

SHOW 8: SATURDAY APRIL 17TH, 9PM-9:45PM

SHOW 9: SATURDAY APRIL 17TH, 10PM-10:45PM

SHOW 10: SATURDAY APRIL 17TH, 11PM-11:45PM

WE WILL EMAIL YOU BACK TO CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE ON THE LIST.