MEET&GREETwebCertain specially selected (selected by them paying) GWAR fans will be presented with a commemorative tour program that shall be autographed in their worthless human presence by all five band members.  Fans will then have an opportunity to “Meat” the band, and be “Beaten” by them.

Regarding the “Meat and Beat” sessions, Oderus said “This is actually an opportunity for GWAR to take the time to personally express all of our appreciation to our loyal fans who have kept us rocking for 25 years.  And then beat off all over them.”

Here are the selected venues where the “Meat and Beat” sessions will take place:

Oct 31 Worcester , MA @ The Palladium
Nov 02 Toronto, ON @ Club Soda
Nov 14 Tempe, AZ @ Marquee City
Nov 16 Los Angeles, CA @ The House of Blues
Nov 24 San Francisco, CA @ The Regency Center
Nov 28 Spokane, WA @ The Knitting Factory
Nov 29 Seattle , WA @ The King Cat Theater
Nov 30 Vancouver, BC @ Commodore Ballrom
Dec 02 Edmonton, AB @ Edmonton Events Centre
Dec 03 Calgary, AB @ MacEwan Hall Ballroom
Dec 07 Chicago, IL @ The House of Blues
Dec 10 Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club
Dec, 12 Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory

Head over to the GWAR merch booth to claim your spot.

And this, hot off the Slave Pit Presses: Oderus triumphantly announces his return to Fox News Red Eye with the ever-affable Greg Gutfeld, for the show on Friday night 10/23/09.

Quoth the warty one, “After my rude remarks about the Golden Girls, I was unsure of my future with the program, but apparently the people at Fox hate old ladies as much as I do, so I am back on the show.”

GWAR’s 25th Anniversary epic of earthen escape “Lust in Space” is undeniably still out on Metal Blade Records.  Go out and buy a copy even if you have already