Here’s how to claim the ultimate grand prize, lead singer Oderus’ actual
mask.

- Make sure you have the actual WINNING ticket. No copies will be accepted.
- Mail the actual WINNING ticket, NOT a copy, to Slave Pit Inc P.O. Box 5225 Richmond VA 23220 postmarked by Jan 15th.
- Include your full name, address, and email or phone number in the envelope with the WINNING ticket.
- In the event that the grand prize is NOT claimed by the WINNING ticket, a second and a third ticket will have a chance to WIN.
- Third ticket must be mailed and postmarked by March 31st.
– Contact mailslave9@aol.com for questions NOT dumb questions.
- All rules must be followed in order to claim your prize.

MIDDLE-LEVEL, NOT-SO-SECRET, HULKING ANTARCTIC FORTRESS OF ETERNAL JOY AND TORMENT – O.K. HERE IT IS! WHAT’S UP FREAKS, IT IS YOUR LORD AND MASTER, ODERUS URUNGUS, LEAD (AND REAR) SINGER OF THE WORLD’S (AND INDEED, ALL THINGS) FOREMOST SCHLOCK ROCK GROUP BAND SPLAT-TAK-U-LAR…THAT’S RIGHT—GWAR! AND AFTER SEVERAL WEEK’S OF CRACK-FUELED ORGIES (I.E. THE FALL/WINTER 2009 U.S. TOUR AND ALL THE SORDID ACTIVITIES THAT FOLLOWED IT), I HAVE JUST COME FROM A “HIGH” LEVEL MEETING WITH MY BAND BROTHERS AND ACTUALLY STARTED TO FIGURE OUT JUST WHAT THE FUCK WE ARE GOING TO BE UP TO THIS YEAR, AND HOW YOU HUMAN FILTH (and slaves) CAN COME GAPE AT OUR AWESOMENESS!

WELL, THE OBVIOUS IS CLEAR. WE ARE CONTINUING OUR VERY SPECIAL TWO-YEAR LONG ANNIVERSARY “SLAY-A-BRATION” OF GWAR’S 25TH YEAR OF COMPLETE DOMINANCE OVER THIS MISERABLE PLANET. WE ARE ABOUT A QUARTER OF THE WAY THROUGH IT AND IT IS OUR SACRED DUTY TO CONTINUE WITH UNPARALELLED FURY UNTIL IT IS OVER! LUST IN SPACE SHALL BE THE CRY AS THE MIGHTY GWAR CONTINUES ITS DEFENSE OF THE PLANET EARTH FROM THE FORCES OF CARDINAL SYN, THROUGHOUT THE TEEMING CITIES OF MAN AND MAGGOT KIND! SO LOOK FOR GWAR TO RETURN TO THE UNITED STATES IN LATE SPRING, BRINGING DESTRUCTION TO ALL WHO THOUGHT THEY HAD BEEN SPARED, AND CULMINATIING WITH A BLOOD-FEAST OF DRACU-LESQUE PROPORTION AT A ONE OF THIS PLANETS BIGGEST MUSIC FESTIVALS…

SOUND THE HORN, BANG THE DRUM, IMPALE THE MIDGET! DO ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT HELPS YOU SPREAD THE CRY

GWAR IS PLAYING BONNAROO!

THAT’S RIGHT, ONE THE MOST NOTORIOUS BANDS IN ROCK AND ROLL HISTORY, AND THE ONLY ONE EVER TO HAIL FROM ANTARCTICA, THE MIGHTY GWAR IS SET TO CLOSE THE MAIN STAGE ON SATURDAY NIGHT, JUNE THE 12TH, AT THIS YEARS BONNAROO MUSIC FESTIVAL. AFTER A HOST OF OTHER AMAZING BANDS (AND SOME SHITTY ONES…) HAVE DRIVEN THE HUMANS INTO A ORGIASTIC FRENZY, JUST AS THE DEATH LEGIONS OF CARDINAL SYN DESCEND FROM ABOVE, SPEWING PLASMA-WEAPONS INTO THE HORRIFIED CROWD, THEN AND ONLY THEN SHALL GWAR TAKE THE STAGE, HOOF, NAIL AND CLAW!!!

“THIS IS AN UN-PRECEDENTED OPPORTUNITY FOR US TO BUST -UP OUR PERSONAL BEST “KILL COUNT” OF 70,000 DEATHS,” WHICH WE INFLICTED ON THE HUMANS AT WACKEN LAST YEAR, SAID THE BAND’S FRONT-THING, ODERUS URUNGUS. “SUPPOSEDLY THERE WILL BE OVER 100,00 POTENTIAL VICTIMS-AND WE INTEND TO KILL THEM ALL!”

IN YET ANOTHER NOD TO THE STELLAR MAGNIFICENCE OF GWAR, THIS WORLD’S ONLY OPENLY-EXTRATERRESTRIAL ROCK OUTFIT WILL BE SHARING THE STAGE WITH SOME OF THE BIGGEST NAMES IN SHOW BIZ WITH EVERYBODY FROM JAY-Z TO THE MELVINS.

“PERSONALLY I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO NOSTRI- RAPING THE ENTIRE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND”, SAID ODERUS, MOUTHING OFF AS USUAL.
AND THE SUMMER SHOWS NO LET-UP AS GWAR RETURNS TO EUROPE IN A HIDEOUS DISPLAY OF CHAOS, DEATH, AND FILTH.. NOT IN THE WHOLE OF EUROPES BLOOD-DRENCHED HISTORY WILL YOU FIND SUCH A HIDEOUS GATHERING OF DAMNED SOULS AS YOU WILL WHEN YOU WITNESS GWAR THIS SUMMER IN EUROPE!!!!!!! AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!

02.07. Hamburg – Markthalle (Germany) NEW
03.07. Roitzschjora – With Full Force (Germany)
16.07. Dour – Dour Festival (Belgium)
12.08. Jaromer – Brutal Assault Festival (Czech Republic)
14.08. Ulft – Huntenpop (Netherlands)
15.08. Derby – Bloodstock (Great Britain)
20.08. Dinckelsbruhl – Summer Breeze Festival (Germany) NEW
21.08. Lierop – Nirwana Tuinfest (Netherland)

OUR RUTHLESS EXTERMINATION OF ALL LIFE SHALL BE CONTINUED AFTER WE HAVE DRIVEN THE FORCES OF CARDINAL SYN (WHO IS AN ASSHOLE) BACK INTO THE INKY ABYSS! AND AS WE SLAY, WE CELEBRATE 25 YEARS OF DEBAUCHERY, DEPRAVITY, AND ENTERTAINMENT WITH THE WORLD’S FOREMOST AUTHORITY ON ALL THAT…FUCKING GWAR!

LOOK FOR A SLEW OF BOTH COMMERATIVE AND COMPLETELY FRESH PROJECTS BIRTHING FROM OUR DISEASED WOMBS THROUGHOUT THIS TIME…THOUGH I CAN GIVE YOU NO FRESH CLUES I CAN TELL YOU THAT SEVERAL BONER-FIED PROJECTS ARE IN THE OFFING, STUFF SO GOOD YOU WILL CREAM BLOOD OUT OF YOUR EYES. MORE DETAILS WILL BE COMING WHEN WE FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT! IN THE MEANTIME, RAPE AN ANIMAL FOR CHRIST, AND YOUR MOM DOESN’T COUNT. BECAUSE I CHOPPED OFF HER FINGERS!
–oderus

Here’s how to claim the ultimate grand prize, lead singer Oderus’ actual
mask. This is the second ticket WINNING number.

- Make sure you have the actual WINNING ticket. No copies will be accepted.
- Mail the actual WINNING ticket, NOT a copy, to Slave Pit Inc P.O. Box 5225 Richmond VA 23220 postmarked by Feb 28th.
- Include your full name, address, and email or phone number in the envelope with the WINNING ticket.
- In the event that the grand prize is NOT claimed by the WINNING ticket, a second and a third ticket will have a chance to WIN.
- Third ticket must be mailed and postmarked by Mar 31st
- Fourth ticket must be mailed and postmarked by April 30th
- Contact mailslave9@aol.com for questions, NOT dumb questions.
- All RULES must be followed in order to claim your prize.

Check back New Year’s Day for winning number!!

The one and only GWAR will be gracing your television screens yet again this coming Monday December 7th at 9:00 PM EST (6:00 PM PST). The fine folks over at Fuel TV’s “The Daily Habit” had no idea what they were in for when they invited the Scumdogs of the Universe to perform on their show.   If you want to see this amazing performance for yourself, make sure you check your local listings for Fuel TV and see what channel “The Daily Habit” airs on in your market.  “The Daily Habit” is FUEL TV’s first original daily series, telecast weeknights at 9:00 pm ET (6:00 pm PT) while re-airing later in the evening at 12:00 am ET (9:00 pm PT), and the following weekday at 2:30pm ET (11:30am PT) and 5:30pm ET (2:30 pm PT). “The Daily Habit” encompasses the world of the action sports enthusiast, mixing the best in pop culture with today’s top action sports personalities, cutting-edge music, product reviews, and comedy. GWAR ripped through a set of new tracks from their brand new opus “Lust in Space” including “Let Us Slay” and “Lords And Masters”.  The wart covered front thing of GWAR Oderus Urungus had the following to say about the performance, “Recording these songs for FUEL TV’s “The Daily Habit” was truly an amazing event, as something unheard of in the history of GWAR occurred!  No, we didn’t fight a dinosaur…no, I didn’t get my brain removed from my skull…and no, I didn’t appear on FOX News (though I will again on Dec. 14th)…no, something much more astounding took place…WE ACTUALLY GOT UP AT EIGHT IN THE MORNING.”
GWAR’s 25th Anniversary epic of earthen escape “Lust in Space” is undeniably still out on Metal Blade Records.  Go out and buy a copy even if you have already.