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Crushing Line-Up Will Feature’s Soundwave’s Heaviest

Amon Amarth, Satyricon and The Black Dahila Murder

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(Typical GWAR Fans in a Blood-mad Frenzy)

 

As they continued to prepare the Scumship for war, the unstoppable force known as GWAR has announced two Australian headline shows in addition to their highly anticipated appearances at this year’s Soundwave Festival.  The first show is set for Wednesday February 26th in Sydney at The Factory Theater and the second show is set for the following night Thursday February 27th in Melbourne at 170 Russell.  Supporting the Scumdogs on these two dates of devastation are Amon Amarth, Satyricon and The Black Dahlia Murder.

“The sickest, heaviest, most beastly bands of this years Soundwave will be joining forces to create the most hideous noise ever,” said notorious asshole Oderus Urungus, lead singer of GWAR and despoiler of the planet Remulak. “It’s an amazing line-up and I fully expect to see mounds of flaming corpses where once stood smiling fans.”

In other GWAR news that you probably heard about already, the most tasteless band in rock recently announced they would be bringing more of it! That’s right, the most disgusting spectacle in rock ‘n roll history is coming all the way from their homeland of Antarctica to the Land of the Rising Sun. After 28 years of relentless touring, getting lost and other general mayhem, GWAR is finally playing Japan!

After playing the gigantic Soundwave Festival in Australia and a couple of special headline dates, GWAR will travel north to play two exclusive shows in Japan, where legions of GWAR fans have been waiting patiently for years for their chance to die in the presence of their hulking metal overlords. Their wishes shall at last come true on Thursday, March 6th at Big Cat in Osaka, Japan, and Friday, March 7th at Akasaka Blitz in Tokyo.  Tickets are on sale now. For more Japanese GWAR news, be sure to follow @gwarjapannet on Twitter.

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GWAR lead throat thing, the one and only Oderus Urungus will make his return to Fuse tonight as he guest stars on Insane Clown Posse Theater.  The show features Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope’s twisted take on what’s new in music and popular culture.  Every week, Insane Clown Posse views a mix of music videos and viral clips and provides uninhibited commentary, as only they can. Insane Clown Posse Theater airs at 11:30 PM EST/10:30 PM CST. In a landmark decision to class up their show even more, the Clowns decided to invite the Lord and Master of the Universe Oderus Urungus to take part in the mayhem.

A preview for tonight’s episode as well as a web exclusive interview with Oderus can be seen HERE.

“I had a great time in the Big Apple w/ ICP, making fun of idiotic videos, molesting their girlfriends in the mop closet, and making entire bologna-logs disappear up my ass,” said rock and roll’s most asinine front-thing. “And once again Fuse had the balls to put GWAR on TV. But isn’t it about time we had our own TV show? Who do I need to have sex with?” quoth Oderus.

In other GWAR news that you probably heard about already, Oderus and company recently announced they would be bringing the most legendary spectacle in rock ‘n roll all the way from Antarctica to the Land of the Rising Sun. After 28 years of relentless touring, recording and general mayhem, GWAR is finally playing Japan!

After playing the gigantic Soundwave Festival in Australia, GWAR will travel north to play two exclusive shows in Japan, where legions of GWAR fans have been waiting patiently for years for their chance to die in the presence of their hulking metal overlords. Their wishes shall at last come true on Thursday, March 6th at Club Quattro in Osaka, Japan, and Friday, March 7th at Akasaka Blitz in Tokyo.  Tickets are on sale now. For more Japanese GWAR news, be sure to follow @gwarjapanet on Twitter.

Battle Maximus can be ordered from Metal Blade Records HERE, Amazon and iTunes.

SOUNDWAVE FESTIVAL 2014
2/22/14: Soundwave Festival Brisbane
2/23/14: Soundwave Festival Sydney
2/28/14: Soundwave Festival Melbourne
3/1/14: Soundwave Festival Adelaide
3/3/14: Soundwave Festival Perth

Japanese Invasion:
3/6: Osaka, Japan @ Club Quattro
3/7: Tokyo, Japan @ Akasaka Blitz

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Today the mighty GWAR announced they would be bringing the most insane spectacle in Rock ‘n Roll all the way from Antarctica to the Land of the Rising Sun. After 28 years of relentless touring, recording and general mayhem, GWAR is finally playing Japan!

“A lot of people think we have played there already because of our album, Live at Mt. Fuji,” said lead front-thing Oderus Urungus. “But that was in fact recorded in the future!”

After playing the gigantic Soundwave Festival in Australia, GWAR will travel north to play two exclusive shows in Japan, where legions of GWAR fans have been waiting patiently for years for their chance to die in the presence of their hulking metal overlords. Their wishes shall at last come true on Thursday, March 6th at BIG CAT in Osaka, Japan, and Friday, March 7th at Akasaka Blitz in Tokyo.

Tickets for the shows will be available during the Creative Man pre-sale January 13th – 17th.  There will also be a presale opportunity on Japan’s most important metal radio program “Power Rock Today” hosted by Masa Ito on January 18th.  The local Ticketmaster presale will run from January 19th – 24th HERE and the general public on sale begins January 25th.  For more Japanese GWAR news, be sure to follow @gwarjapanet on Twitter.

GWAR will bring their full show, featuring all the carnage, spew, and metallic mayhem that has enslaved legions of fans in North America and beyond. This of course means spontaneous beheadings and disembowelments shall be the order of the day, and a bloody attack by mutant cyborg Sawborg Destructo is sure to occur. GWAR will certainly fight back with their pulsing spew-cannon, the Biledriver, and Oderus has pledged to “blow wad everywhere” creating legions of mutated sex slaves to spread the disease of GWAR across the entire country. Even more alarming are the continued sightings of GWAR‘s mighty pet Tyrannosaurus Rex, Gor-Gor, which have been coming ever closer to the region.

“But the biggest reason we are going there is to reward all of those loyal and patient Japanese GWAR fans with what they have been yearning for in their blackest of dreams…an actual GWAR show,” proclaims Oderus Urnugus

Battle Maximus can be ordered from Metal Blade Records HERE, Amazon and iTunes.

SOUNDWAVE FESTIVAL 2014

2/22/14: Soundwave Festival Brisbane

2/23/14: Soundwave Festival Sydney

2/28/14: Soundwave Festival Melbourne

3/1/14: Soundwave Festival Adelaide

3/3/14: Soundwave Festival Perth

 

Japanese Invasion:

3/6: Osaka, Japan @ BIG CAT

3/7: Tokyo, Japan @ Akasaka BLITZ

 

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