JIZMAK

GRRR......


Here is my official rant to the minions of GWAR worshipping slaves around the globe. I am far too busy, high upon my throne of opulence, to cater to the needs of an inbred mongrel race of humans and their mindless chatter and inane questions. However, even though I enjoy killing you humans more than speaking with you, I will be posting words of wisdom with great irregularity here at www.gwar.net. The best way to get my attention, would be to become a slave of GWAR, by joining the Total Slavery Fan Club or purchasing some sort of merchandise item, so GWAR can fuel it?s war machine and drug addictions.