BEEFCAKE

New Material, and TOYS ! !


Hell-o scum ! Your Metal Lord and Master, Beefcake The Mighty here, offering up a small jib of info for y'all to suck on...

First and foremost, the new GWAR material is gonna split your fucking heads wide open ! ! Absolutely the heaviest and most brutal musical abuse from GWAR ever...salivate at the thought of owning your own copy...then continue to abuse yourself while you wait until early September to actually obtain it.
We will, however have a bad ass dvd coming out during this years Sounds Of The Underground Tour.
It covers the first 20 years, and is tentatively titled, 'Blood Bath and Beyond' ! !

Next, the lovely people at Shocker Toys, have finally, in their infinite wisdom, decided to do what has yet to be done (Huh?)...they're making GWAR Action Figures ! ! 18 points of articulation, and each character comes with a slave, weapon (maybe a guitar) and a mini comic book (yes, a friggin' GWAR comic, dumbass!)
Look for these horrifying goodies to be available right around the end of June.

That's all for now pukes...NEVER forget, I HATE YOU ALL ! !

-Beefcake