GWAR TO HEADLINE UPCOMING BRUTAL LEGEND METAL MELTDOWN SHOW
Celebrating their 25th Anniversary, Intergalactic scumdogs GWAR have announced an upcoming headline gig at Comic Con’s Brutal Legend “Metal Meltdown” show. Sponsored by Electronic Arts and presented by Vice Magazine, the concert will be held at this year’s San Diego Comic Con on July 23. The show also features 3 Inches of Blood, Unholy Pink and a DJ set from Keith Morris.
Brutal Legend “Metal Meltdown” info:
“4th and B” – San Diego
Thursday July 23rd
9:30 pm – 2:00 am
Quoth GWAR’s lead singer Oderus Urungus, “Vice Magazine has once again shown their true appreciation for life’s finest filth. We are pleased as pus to bring GWAR to the largest gathering of geeks and losers since the last time GWAR played there…which was never.”
GWAR are back with a brand-new album, Lust In Space¸ just in time to celebrate their 25th Anniversary as a band. The Scumdogs of the Universe are particularly thrilled this time around as they have finally escaped the seething, filthy mudball that is Earth! GWAR will also be triumphantly returning to Metal Blade Records for the release of Lust In Space, due August 18.
In other breaking news, Slave Pit is proud to announce that Oderus Urungus, bestial front-thing for the world’s most dangerous band,GWAR, is set to return to the air-waves on Fox News’ “Red Eye”, for his third triumphant appearance on July 8th at 3:00 A.M. EST. Oderus will be reporting from the World Series of Poker in Las Vegas, Nevada, where he is hanging out for no apparent reason.
Quoth Oderus, “Now that they have determined that I am capable of restraining myself from eating the other guests, Greg Gutfeld (the show’s host) and the Red Eye staff have fully embraced me as their official Intergalactic Correspondent. This next assignment takes me to The World Series of Poker, where I shall be reporting on what is undoubtedly the biggest collection of weirdos and degenerates since the last GWAR tour!”
Oderus new role on Fox News Red Eye
It’s official! Oderus Urungus, lead singer of GWAR, has been named “Official Interplanetary Correspondant” to FOX New’s late night show “Red Eye”. The bestial singer thing of the galaxies most dangerous band returned to the airwaves with a triumphant sounding of his warty throat that left the female guests of the program gasping with lust, and left his face above that of Bill 0′Reilly’s on the FOX News top video clips webpage. Stay tuned for further developments as GWAR infests FOX News!
LUST IN SPACE DUE AUGUST 18
Intergalactic shock rockers GWAR are back with a brand-new album, Lust In Space¸ just in time to celebrate their 25th Anniversary as a band. The Scumdogs of the Universe are particularly thrilled this time around as they have finally escaped the seething, filthy mudball that is Earth! GWAR will also be triumphantly returning to Metal Blade Records for the release of Lust In Space, due August 18.
The band will also be terrorizing the airwaves once again, appearing on Fox News’ late-night show, “Red Eye,’ on Monday, June 22.
Quoth GWAR’s lead singer Oderus Urungus, “The lead-up to the release of Lust in Space, GWAR’s return to Metal Blade, continues to grow in size and fury…on Monday, June 22, GWAR’s lead singer, ME, Oderus Urungus, shall re-appear on Fox News’ late-night hit news show, RED EYE. My first time on the show was a great success. Millions of emails came in, and even though I wrote the great majority of them, they still asked me back! The fools! I am hoping to use my status as an intergalactic celebrity (and my ability to travel the cosmos) to turn a revealing light on some of our universe’s more unsavory secrets…so tune in to Oderus and GWAR on Fox News’ RED EYE, hosted by the delightfully miniature Greg Gutfeld on Monday, June 22 at 3:00AM EST!”
Also, on Wednesday, June 24th, the Earth will tremble with the colossal forces to be unleashed when Oderus Urungus, lead singer of the galaxies’ most dangerous band, GWAR, meets Tracy Smothers of IWA East Coast Wrestling, known large and hairy person, in a no-holds-barred wrestling match of titanic proportion!
Quoteth Oderus, “I have no idea how I got roped into this one. I guess someone is making money off it. No matter! I will be there, with bells on, and this Tracy Smothers so-and-so is going to find out just what it’s like to go toe-to toe with an intergalactic god! I just hope he shaves his armpits first.”
The “Loser Leaves Earth” match will be part of the IWA East Coast Wrestling Event, “Pondo’s Big Ass Birthday Bash” held at Schoenbaum Amphitheater in Coonskin Park, Charleston, WV, on June 24th
“Hell, that makes me want to lose!” said Oderus, right before burying his Cuttlefish in a jar of stewed bloodworms.
GWAR’s two-year long 25th Anniversary starts August 18th, when their new album, Lust In Space, mother fucking drops!
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